Gray clouds. Snow. Wind. Ice. Sun. 80 degrees. Rain. Sleet. Wintery mix. Thunder. Rainbows. Snow. Sun.
She can't decide what she wants and thinks we should have it all...with a shot of tequila on the side for good measure.
I don't know...maybe we should invite her out to the patio for a nice civilized cocktail.
We could light a fire in the fire pit to take off the chill.
We could blend her tequila with the freshness of lemonade and the earthiness of thyme to ground her.
We could chat, and relax, and hopefully, calm her nerves and let Spring get underway in a proper manner.
(adapted from Martha Stewart)
Muddle 3 thyme springs with 1 teaspoon sugar and 2 lemon wedges in a glass. Add 3 ounces silver tequila, 2 ounces cold water, and ice. Stir.